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Has anyone else noticed all the old people in Melbourne’s CBD?
Yes?
Well, let me enlighten you; they’re just kids playing dress ups.
I know this has been going on for decades; little girls taking their mother’s high-heels and scribbling on lipstick onto their little puckered lips and all over their cheeks. Little boys picking up razors and trying to shave off the peach fuzz on their faces. Admit it, you wanted to grow up fast too, didn’t you?
Yes?
Well, let me enlighten you; they’re just kids playing dress ups.
I know this has been going on for decades; little girls taking their mother’s high-heels and scribbling on lipstick onto their little puckered lips and all over their cheeks. Little boys picking up razors and trying to shave off the peach fuzz on their faces. Admit it, you wanted to grow up fast too, didn’t you?
But in this day and age, ladies and gentlemen, some might think this desire to grow up is going a tad too far. Maybe it’s fashion. Because it seems all the trendies are wearing ankle-length dresses and kitten heel boots, with their suspendered, bespectacled boyfriends on their arms.
Don’t get me wrong, I love a bit of vintage.
I have doilies in my bedroom, ornaments that date back decades, and a killer pair of leather pixie shoes that probably came from the prehistoric ages. They all have a bit of history laced between their hand-painted goodness, and I guess that’s why anything deemed va-va-va-vintage has a price tag with about a million zeroes.
Places like Retro Star on Swanston St in Melbourne’s CBD have some amazing pre-loved clothes for some amazing extortionist prices.
Maybe I’m being unfair.
Fashions are expensive. Retro is cool, thus retro is fashion. So I go home with a 1920s felt beret and an empty wallet. Shops like these are glorified Salvation Armies without the donation goodness. How do you think they feel? At least they’re getting the much-needed funds to help people in need, but how many of those customers are feeling charitable rather than, “fcuk yes, vintage dress!” So much for altruistic charity.
Poor Salvos.
Don’t get me wrong, I love a bit of vintage.
I have doilies in my bedroom, ornaments that date back decades, and a killer pair of leather pixie shoes that probably came from the prehistoric ages. They all have a bit of history laced between their hand-painted goodness, and I guess that’s why anything deemed va-va-va-vintage has a price tag with about a million zeroes.
Places like Retro Star on Swanston St in Melbourne’s CBD have some amazing pre-loved clothes for some amazing extortionist prices.
Maybe I’m being unfair.
Fashions are expensive. Retro is cool, thus retro is fashion. So I go home with a 1920s felt beret and an empty wallet. Shops like these are glorified Salvation Armies without the donation goodness. How do you think they feel? At least they’re getting the much-needed funds to help people in need, but how many of those customers are feeling charitable rather than, “fcuk yes, vintage dress!” So much for altruistic charity.
Poor Salvos.
A few years back, I bought this white onion-sleeved shirt from an opportunity shop. 10 bucks and complete with embroidery and gorgeous painted buttons. It looks great in summer with denim shorts. However, my mum refuses to wash it to stop me from wearing it; according to her it’s a granny shirt.
My boyfriend on the other hand, thinks I look like a pirate. Not the look I was going for. Obviously beauty is in the eye of the be-wearer.
My boyfriend on the other hand, thinks I look like a pirate. Not the look I was going for. Obviously beauty is in the eye of the be-wearer.
But there is that appeal to the good old days. Pick up a classic film or novel, and you’ve got a film or a novel (depending which you picked up) full of reasons. There is an appreciation for the old-fashioned; people love a hardcover book, the warm fuzzies you get when you receive a letter in the mail that isn’t a bill.
I miss my own good old days. I’m getting too old for this and I’ve just become an adult; my younger brother gets the whole 3D movie thing while it just hurts my eyes and makes me cranky.
I miss my own good old days. I’m getting too old for this and I’ve just become an adult; my younger brother gets the whole 3D movie thing while it just hurts my eyes and makes me cranky.







